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<b>1x09 - Field Trip</b>

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[Coulson] A Nordic rune stone.

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We used to believe that the
legends of Asgard were myth.

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Names like Odin, Loki,
and, of course, the Mighty Thor.

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I know what you're thinking.

6
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Normally Peter Parker
is that bookworm at the head of class.

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What's he doing back here?
Answer.

8
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It's a field trip.
And Peter Parker hates field trips.

9
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Ow!

10
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Ow!

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Ow!

12
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Ok, so the spider thing worked out,

13
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but it's a good thing that goat
didn't have radioactive powers.

14
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Bah!

15
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Ew! Ugh!
Today, things change.

16
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Today, I'm prepared for anything.

17
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What? It's a rock.

18
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I studied ancient texts in Kun Lun.
Let me see.

19
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"Warrior... be afraid...

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of the coming winter?"

21
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Ah!
Uh-oh!

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[screaming]

23
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[roars]

24
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Huh?

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<i> sync and correction by f1nc0
~ Addic7ed.com ~ </i>

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[sighs] Field trips.

27
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[screaming]

28
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Buddy system! Now.
No man gets left behind!

29
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You're on.

30
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- What is that thing?
- You read the rock.

31
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While you guys figure that out,
I'm gonna go mano-a-gianto.

32
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Oh yeah? Get in line!

33
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Spidey, you're up!

34
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We need to get Frosty to chill out!

35
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Stand down, bug boy.
I can handle this.

36
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[shouting]

37
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I don't know about you guys,

38
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but I want to see how Nova
handled this in slo-mo.

39
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Ooh!
Totally not handled.

40
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Uh...
who are you talkin' to?

41
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Come out!
I'll go sunlight all over you...

42
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Iron Fist, stop waiting
for the perfect move.

43
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Power Man,
don't just jump into...

44
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[both] Tiger!

45
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[grunting]

46
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Less talking, more teamwork!

47
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Right,
Mr. Abominable Snow... thing?

48
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Oh!
Cold, cold, cold, cold!

49
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Whoa!
[grunting]

50
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Yikes.

51
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We're not doing so hot.

52
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Wait, was that "hot" a pun
or just an expression?

53
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'Cause, really, you could do better.

54
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- Is that...
- Oh yeah.

55
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<i>New York City!
Are you ready to rock!</i>

56
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<i>Put your hands together
for the Son of Odin,</i>

57
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<i>Avenger,
the wielder of lightning,</i>

58
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<i>the biggest, baddest
super Viking of all time...</i>

59
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<i>the Mighty Thor!</i>

60
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For Asgard!

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Stand back.

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The matters of Asgard are no
place for oddly dressed younglings.

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Did he just call us younglings?

64
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And oddly dressed!
Yeah, Sam maybe.

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[growling]

66
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I'm in classic red and blue.
All the greats dress this way.

67
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Thor, look!
We've got amazing spider powers,

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mad bad super strength,

69
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kung fu master,
mystic Tiger mojo,

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and annoying cosmic bucket-head lad!

71
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Hey!

72
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We can help you take down that big ugly.

73
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Your bravery is admirable.
But, the "big ugly," as you call it,

74
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is a frost giant
not a common thief.

75
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Uh-uh.
Did he just dis us?

76
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He'd have to notice us
to "dis us."

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Fortune was merciful on you today.
You could have been hurt.

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Thor, we can take care of ourselves!

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Aye. Someday I'm sure you
will make fine warriors.

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Go. Fetch son of Coul.
Inform him the trouble has been handled.

81
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Son of Coul? You mean Coulson?
He called you in?

82
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We didn't need you.

83
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You didn't notice, but
we're a pretty solid team.

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Whoa, whoa. I wouldn't go that far.
Let the team leader handle this.

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If you're team leader,
then start acting like one

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and cut the solo act, web-head.

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Hang on! I'll worry about leading,
you worry about listening.

88
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What's that around your neck, giant?

89
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Let's take a deep breath.

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Remember... he who
angers you, conquers you.

91
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We wouldn't have any problems
if you all listened to reason.

92
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Spidey sense!

93
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Thor!
Don't touch that!

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[stuttering] I mean...
don't touch that, Thor, sir.

95
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I have a bad feeling about it.

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Stand down, little one.
The matter is well in hand.

97
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[yelling]

98
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Thor?

99
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Laugh or drop in shock?

100
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Ow! Ow! Ow!
[ribbits]

101
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Ouch, ouch, ouch, ow!

102
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Stop that!

103
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Ahh. Sorry.

104
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It's just that from this angle,
you're a frog.

105
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There is only one in all the nine worlds

106
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who could have accomplished
such bewitchments.

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- The wizard of Oz?
- My evil half-brother, Loki.

108
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Our father, Odin,
is the ruler of Asgard.

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<i>Ever since he was a child,
Loki has sought that power for his own.</i>

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<i>There's no mischief that my brother
will not attempt to disgrace me,</i>

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<i>usurp my father's throne,
and seize control of Midgard</i>

112
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<i>and the rest of the nine worlds.</i>

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[Spider-Man] Midgard?
That's Earth right?

114
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Man, this sounds familiar.

115
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[Coulson] And what is,
if I may mix mythologies,

116
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Loki's achilles heel?
Anyone? Anyone?

117
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Anyone?

118
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Hey, what do you think?
Awesome, right?

119
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I'm gonna see if Fury
will pay for the spikes.

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- [Coulson] ...anyone?
- [Peter] Outta the way sam.

121
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Relax, Parker.

122
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When you ever gonna
need to know this stuff?

123
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Let this be a lesson, kids.
Pay attention in school.

124
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Trouble is at hand!
I must return to Asgard at once.

125
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I get it. You're
hopping mad at your bro!

126
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Ok, that one was lame.

127
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They can't all be winners.
But come on, Thor.

128
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You're not exactly in a
position to exact revenge.

129
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I am still Thor the Thunderer!
Loki will face my...

130
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[fly buzzing]
[swallows]

131
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Ok... we're coming with you.

132
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Where I go is no place for mortals.

133
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Thor, you said Loki plans
to conquer the nine worlds.

134
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Earth is one of those worlds, right?

135
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Oh, not to mention there's
that eency-weency detail

136
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that you are a frog!

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[sighs]
[ribbits]

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[clears throat]
Oh, so be it.

139
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Thou art entering the realm of Asgard.

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Prepare for wonders
beyond your imagination.

141
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Sweet!

142
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Asgard covered in ice?

143
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No! Then Loki has
already seized control.

144
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Beware young heroes.

145
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And me without my snowboard.

146
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- [Thor] Loki, come out!
- Thor!

147
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All right, guys!
Time to... uh-oh.

148
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Apologies for the chilly
reception, brother...

149
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Nothing? Not even a sneer of
disdain for my spell of containment?

150
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- Loki!
- Well, I hope you appreciate

151
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the effort it took to drag
you and your accursed hammer

152
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all the way here from Midgard.

153
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Brother, release me or I'll...

154
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It was so easy to use your
arrogance against you, brother.

155
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You never could resist
showing off against frost giants.

156
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One reason why I made a pact with them.

157
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I simply set the stage and you
came blustering in, warts and all.

158
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So many frog jokes, the mind reels.

159
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This magical stone of norn
is what transformed you

160
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but it was your pride
that made you a toad.

161
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With it, I keep
everyone in Asgard locked in ice.

162
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As for our dear father,

163
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he sleeps, recharging
his powers in the Odinsleep,

164
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dreaming in his chambers,

165
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unaware that my frost giants
will soon make his rest more...

166
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permanent.
[grunts]

167
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What I have been denied
these long centuries

168
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is at last within my grasp.

169
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Thor dishonored.
Loki triumphant!

170
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<i>Spider-Man: Joki!
Sorry to ruin the sib moment,</i>

171
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<i>but we might have something to say</i>

172
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<i>about all that triumphant stuff.</i>

173
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<i>How we doing on the
"ist-fay of iron-way" action?</i>

174
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<i>Patience is a virtue.</i>

175
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Then there are these.

176
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I wonder, Thor, keeping pets of your own?

177
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He did not just call us pets...

178
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This coming from
a girl dressed as a cat?

179
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Found it! Ah!

180
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Bring it!

181
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Hi-ya!

182
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- Nova, get the frog!
- Do I have to touch it?

183
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[Nova] Come on out, froggy!

184
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Ahh!

185
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[Thor] To me, Mjolnir!

186
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Loki!
Gird thyself, villain!

187
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Let's take 'em!
Hi-ya!

188
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One side, spidey comin'
through! [yelling]

189
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[both grunt]

190
00:12:21,996 --> 00:12:24,898
Whoa!
We're not gonna win!

191
00:12:24,932 --> 00:12:26,266
Hey, frog Prince!

192
00:12:26,300 --> 00:12:29,102
I'm ordering a tactical retreat.
Get us outta here!

193
00:12:29,136 --> 00:12:33,940
By Odin's beard...
this is humiliating.

194
00:12:40,314 --> 00:12:42,048
No!

195
00:12:45,019 --> 00:12:48,087
[grunting]

196
00:12:50,391 --> 00:12:52,392
What are we thinking?

197
00:12:52,426 --> 00:12:56,129
Fleeing from battle?
The son of Odin never...

198
00:12:56,163 --> 00:12:57,297
[Spider-Man]
Will you stow the attitude?

199
00:12:57,331 --> 00:12:59,265
Nobody likes to run away.

200
00:12:59,300 --> 00:13:02,035
Personally, the only thing
I hate more than running away

201
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is getting obliterated.

202
00:13:03,971 --> 00:13:06,105
Which is exactly what would've
happened if we'd stayed!

203
00:13:06,140 --> 00:13:08,908
We need a spitball, folks.
Rally forces.

204
00:13:08,943 --> 00:13:10,977
Inventory strengths.
Assess weakness.

205
00:13:11,011 --> 00:13:13,246
You know, come up with a real plan.

206
00:13:13,280 --> 00:13:15,148
Oh yeah?
And who put you in charge?

207
00:13:15,182 --> 00:13:16,983
I was doing pretty good back there.

208
00:13:17,017 --> 00:13:19,118
- You broke a fish bowl.
- Come on!

209
00:13:19,153 --> 00:13:21,187
Fighting among ourselves
isn't helping anyone.

210
00:13:21,222 --> 00:13:23,189
[Thor] Spider-Man's words ring true.

211
00:13:23,224 --> 00:13:26,893
Loki has gained advantage
by exploiting my pride.

212
00:13:26,927 --> 00:13:30,196
My rush to battle may
have doomed us all.

213
00:13:30,231 --> 00:13:34,300
Don't be so hard on yourself.
We all could have handled this better.

214
00:13:34,335 --> 00:13:36,336
You are mortals. I am not.

215
00:13:36,370 --> 00:13:38,238
[ribbits]

216
00:13:38,272 --> 00:13:42,242
Losing an illusion makes you
wiser than finding a truth.

217
00:13:42,276 --> 00:13:45,078
Thor... you were right.

218
00:13:45,112 --> 00:13:47,981
This Asgard business may
be too tough for us mortals.

219
00:13:48,015 --> 00:13:50,950
What we need to do
is lose the enchantment around you.

220
00:13:50,985 --> 00:13:53,052
I've got it!
Ava, kiss the frog.

221
00:13:53,087 --> 00:13:54,888
What? You kiss the frog!

222
00:13:54,922 --> 00:13:57,090
Nuh-uh, that's not how it works.
I've seen the movie.

223
00:13:57,124 --> 00:14:00,193
An idea.
Yes, the odds are long,

224
00:14:00,227 --> 00:14:04,230
but there may be someone
who Loki has ignored in his conquest.

225
00:14:04,265 --> 00:14:06,900
He may offer us both a chance

226
00:14:06,934 --> 00:14:09,302
at tipping the scales back in our favor.

227
00:14:16,911 --> 00:14:20,179
Are we almost there?
I'm freezing to death.

228
00:14:20,214 --> 00:14:22,949
Fighting Loki would've been faster.

229
00:14:22,983 --> 00:14:27,220
If we ever get back alive,
no one will believe us...

230
00:14:27,254 --> 00:14:29,088
<i>...unless we bring back souvenirs.</i>

231
00:14:30,257 --> 00:14:33,159
Do you guys have
Odin bobble heads?

232
00:14:34,295 --> 00:14:37,196
I smell... [sniffs] s'mores?

233
00:14:37,231 --> 00:14:42,869
We are here. The home
of the dwarf Eitri, master forger.

234
00:14:42,903 --> 00:14:46,039
A dwarf!
Lollipop guild or classic dopey?

235
00:14:46,073 --> 00:14:47,874
I'd say classic dopey.

236
00:14:47,908 --> 00:14:52,211
Master dwarf,
it is I, Thor the Thunderer,

237
00:14:52,246 --> 00:14:57,183
son of Odin the all-father.
I come on an urgent...

238
00:14:59,353 --> 00:15:02,121
[sighs] I know, I know.

239
00:15:02,156 --> 00:15:06,025
Make this,
sign here, fix that, pull there...

240
00:15:06,060 --> 00:15:09,796
- But, but...
- I knew the moment you walked in,

241
00:15:09,830 --> 00:15:12,999
Thor Odinson.
I made your hammer.

242
00:15:13,033 --> 00:15:17,804
Greatest weapon in the nine worlds,
but did you come to thank me?

243
00:15:17,838 --> 00:15:20,273
Did you visit?
Write? No!

244
00:15:20,307 --> 00:15:23,276
You come only when you need something.

245
00:15:23,310 --> 00:15:26,212
Scratch that. He's grumpy.

246
00:15:28,949 --> 00:15:30,249
You want help?

247
00:15:30,284 --> 00:15:33,019
This is where you turn around
the whole arrogant Prince thing.

248
00:15:33,053 --> 00:15:35,021
Just sayin'...

249
00:15:37,091 --> 00:15:40,226
I ap... I apologize.

250
00:15:43,263 --> 00:15:46,899
You deserve
the highest respect, master dwarf.

251
00:15:46,934 --> 00:15:51,004
The Prince of Asgard should
have accorded you that respect.

252
00:15:51,038 --> 00:15:53,239
For that, I am sorry.

253
00:15:54,942 --> 00:15:56,075
Hmm.

254
00:15:56,110 --> 00:15:59,278
Your stateas taught you some humility.

255
00:15:59,313 --> 00:16:02,181
If a Prince can bow to a dwarf,

256
00:16:02,216 --> 00:16:07,053
perhaps there is still hope
left in Asgard. Hope for you all.

257
00:16:07,087 --> 00:16:12,058
Now... what can a dwarf
do for you, my frog Prince?

258
00:16:19,199 --> 00:16:22,035
At last!
Knock knock, father.

259
00:16:22,069 --> 00:16:25,872
Who's there?
Death! Long live Loki!

260
00:16:25,906 --> 00:16:27,140
[ribbits]

261
00:16:27,975 --> 00:16:29,942
[sighs] You again?

262
00:16:29,977 --> 00:16:33,780
Looks like we'll be serving
frog's legs at my coronation feast.

263
00:16:33,814 --> 00:16:35,048
Destroy him!

264
00:16:37,251 --> 00:16:38,851
Huh?

265
00:16:38,886 --> 00:16:43,923
Surprise! The gift shop
was all out of bobble heads.

266
00:16:46,572 --> 00:16:50,241
Ok team, let's
show 'em what we can do!

267
00:16:50,276 --> 00:16:53,645
On my count we...
hey, wait for me!

268
00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:57,649
To defeat Loki, each must turn
their shortfall into strength.

269
00:16:57,683 --> 00:17:01,386
This bow draws on your
ability to see flaws in others

270
00:17:01,420 --> 00:17:04,589
yet requires absolute
concentration to fire.

271
00:17:04,623 --> 00:17:08,259
<i>Block out distractions.
focus on the task ahead,</i>

272
00:17:08,294 --> 00:17:11,629
<i>and you will find
your aim to be straight and true.</i>

273
00:17:11,664 --> 00:17:13,598
Take them now!

274
00:17:13,632 --> 00:17:16,434
[roaring]

275
00:17:16,469 --> 00:17:19,471
This halberd is difficult to balance.

276
00:17:19,505 --> 00:17:21,473
It requires a steady hand.

277
00:17:22,374 --> 00:17:24,242
<i>Be patient.</i>

278
00:17:24,276 --> 00:17:27,445
<i>Pick the right moment.
Then unleash your power.</i>

279
00:17:28,565 --> 00:17:29,404
Yaah!

280
00:17:31,150 --> 00:17:34,285
There is no margin for
error with this short sword.

281
00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:36,588
You cannot wait for opportunity.

282
00:17:36,622 --> 00:17:43,328
<i>You must make your own.
Trust your instincts. Attack!</i>

283
00:17:43,362 --> 00:17:45,163
Whaa!

284
00:17:50,503 --> 00:17:53,137
You hesitate to unleash your full power.

285
00:17:53,172 --> 00:17:56,274
You hold back and use
your powers defensively.

286
00:17:56,308 --> 00:17:58,409
This axe is meant to attack.

287
00:17:58,444 --> 00:18:01,145
Use your power. Wield it.

288
00:18:01,180 --> 00:18:02,280
<i>Own it.</i>

289
00:18:09,154 --> 00:18:10,421
And me? What about me?

290
00:18:10,456 --> 00:18:14,225
You? You have had the
power inside you all along.

291
00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:17,262
But you must fully accept your charge.

292
00:18:17,296 --> 00:18:21,332
You have others who trust you.
Lead them.

293
00:18:21,367 --> 00:18:25,303
[sighs] Sometimes it
reeks being the title character.

294
00:18:25,337 --> 00:18:27,171
You have to act like "learning a lesson"

295
00:18:27,206 --> 00:18:29,307
is somehow better
than getting a cool weapon.

296
00:18:30,192 --> 00:18:32,160
Power Man and Iron Fist on the left!

297
00:18:32,194 --> 00:18:34,129
Nova and Th-rog on the right!

298
00:18:34,163 --> 00:18:37,365
White Tiger, you're with me!
Show 'em what ya got!

299
00:18:38,367 --> 00:18:40,335
Swing and a hit!

300
00:18:40,369 --> 00:18:42,103
Yah!

301
00:18:45,374 --> 00:18:48,476
- Tiger, he's all yours.
- Got him!

302
00:18:50,079 --> 00:18:53,047
Two snow cones, comin' up!

303
00:18:54,383 --> 00:18:57,051
You thought you could
defeat Asgard's warriors?

304
00:18:57,086 --> 00:18:59,354
I say thee... [ribbits]

305
00:19:03,192 --> 00:19:06,027
Fear the Frog of Thunder.

306
00:19:06,061 --> 00:19:09,297
You wont stop me!
I will destroy my father!

307
00:19:10,433 --> 00:19:14,169
You broke the doors!
This is why we can't have nice stuff!

308
00:19:14,203 --> 00:19:17,138
Stand aside, mortal.

309
00:19:20,042 --> 00:19:22,343
Odin's end is nigh.

310
00:19:22,378 --> 00:19:26,281
Ok. Me versus Loki.
This isn't going to end well.

311
00:19:26,315 --> 00:19:29,083
Not unless I use my strongest weapon...

312
00:19:29,118 --> 00:19:30,985
Your words...

313
00:19:31,020 --> 00:19:35,056
you use as armor to protect
yourself from a unkind world,

314
00:19:35,090 --> 00:19:38,993
today you must
turn them into a weapon.

315
00:19:40,129 --> 00:19:43,264
Hey, Loogie! You really wanna
take over the world like this?

316
00:19:43,299 --> 00:19:46,100
[sighs] What are you prattling on about?

317
00:19:46,135 --> 00:19:48,236
You know they're gonna say
you never really "earned" it.

318
00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:51,072
You totally stealth-froze
people when they weren't looking,

319
00:19:51,106 --> 00:19:53,975
hired some giant snow cones, big whoop!

320
00:19:54,009 --> 00:19:57,979
You. Then Odin.
Then the universe.

321
00:19:58,013 --> 00:20:01,349
The only way you'd ever really
get respect is to take out Thor,

322
00:20:01,383 --> 00:20:05,086
who's a frog!
Big deal, frog slayer!

323
00:20:12,228 --> 00:20:17,065
Good bye, brother! No one
will challenge my rightful claim to...

324
00:20:17,099 --> 00:20:18,399
He didn't just fall for that, did he?

325
00:20:26,175 --> 00:20:28,176
Well, color me Aladdin!

326
00:20:28,210 --> 00:20:33,481
The trickster tricked
by a mortal?

327
00:20:33,516 --> 00:20:39,187
He is no mere mortal.
He is the Man of Spiders.

328
00:20:39,221 --> 00:20:40,355
Close enough.

329
00:20:44,326 --> 00:20:47,462
Stay on your guard, Spider-Man,

330
00:20:47,496 --> 00:20:51,266
for the rest of your useless life!

331
00:20:51,300 --> 00:20:55,069
Don't go away mad, Loki.
Just go away!

332
00:20:55,104 --> 00:20:59,474
Ah, my father still sleeps.
Shh.

333
00:21:03,312 --> 00:21:05,146
Till we meet again, friends.

334
00:21:05,180 --> 00:21:08,249
Your names shall be
sung in the halls of Valhalla!

335
00:21:08,284 --> 00:21:11,252
I'd settled for
a T-shirt, or those weapons!

336
00:21:11,287 --> 00:21:14,322
The dwarves will keep them
safe in case you have need of them again.

337
00:21:14,356 --> 00:21:16,457
But perhaps this will satisfy?

338
00:21:16,492 --> 00:21:20,328
A traditional hero of Asgard reward.

339
00:21:20,362 --> 00:21:23,031
[bleating]

340
00:21:23,065 --> 00:21:25,300
Whoa.
Awesome!

341
00:21:25,334 --> 00:21:27,368
But how can we share this as a team?

342
00:21:27,403 --> 00:21:29,037
You can have it.

343
00:21:29,071 --> 00:21:32,273
- All yours. You deserve.
- Best field trip ever.

344
00:21:33,926 --> 00:21:37,178
Ow!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!

345
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